Monday, December 20, 2010

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"Natale in Sudafrica" fra vip, flop e vecchie conoscenze...


The pen (special) An invitation to a very special, now regulars of sfarzesche presentations of the owner of cinepanettoni Aurelio De Laurentis, tells us what happened on his last visit in Naples. E. Have a good trip .. enjoy!

The first news is that, rather than a cinepanettoni, that of 2010 is a cineghiacciolo shot in South Africa is a breathtaking panorama of summer - almost a posthumous spot for the World Cup - where to put here and there, all five scenes, just a little tree Christmas and between skimpy clothes, pump shoes, equivocal comedy, savannah and sultry, could at least vaguely refer to the religious holidays of the winter box office. For his appointment, Aurelio De Laurentiis calls it, and the city of De Filippo and other marvels of a thousand answers. As the central-press, which on Monday 13 - surrounded by the enchanting atmosphere of Saint Lucia - has landed in the Chiaia quarter, but could not find junk stalls and decorations très chic. The national debut of the twenty-seventh film with De Sica co-star, according to the manufacturer's superstitious ritual of Naples, it is initially consumed in the conference hotel Vesuvio - one of the rooms used to house the huge features legendary Sophia Loren (although last time housed Mara Carfagna) - and then in the multiplex MedMax with the football team the last two days to complete qualifying attempt League in Europe. Hut to give (in moderation) fed to the media does not change from year to year, if anything evolves into details: the group interview with the cast sitting in the middle of the poster, improvised performances, anecdotes about the making of the film perhaps invented (especially those on the naughty baboons and wild animals) for repeat them at every stage of promo here in "Sunday in" a "5 pm" and so on, so the one-on-one interviews, a few hours of rest and off to Fuorigrotta , a short walk from St. Paul to the unique vision of the boys in the presence of Mr. Mazzarri nell'attrattiva attraction.
"Massimo Ghini has a fever and Laura Esquivel (the Teen success of "Patito Feo", ed) is traveling from South America, "said the patron De Laurentiis a bit 'worn and thin, perhaps due to the recent death of his uncle Dino or the efforts of three titles in output (in "Manual of Love 3", which will soon recite Robert De Niro and Monica Bellucci). The rest of the actors in Africa this Christmas, however, is meeting with the journalists: Giorgio Panariello, the Sicilian and fascinating Barbara Tabita, Max Tortora (much nicer on TV or live), Serena Autieri napoletana doc, Christian De Sica . And above her, Belen. Nearby, smiling and serious, direct and timid, star and (to want to own effort) girl next door. Diligent notes, seems to be his idea. Topics, such as one that does an excellent exam after having studied in depth, even the way to settle the forelock. With colleagues at all confident, not even a cross look. Filmauro pampered by the owners and their staff, squeezed into a dress made of the closet of August, does not receive not even a question about Crown and in any case - "sgam" as is -, would answer using the weapon of his white teeth. Does not hold back, the Rodriguez. It makes no coaxing from pupa, rather retracts with downcast eyes embarrassed by his own beauty (later a movie, will blend da sola fra il pubblico coprendosi il viso a tutti i passaggi sullo schermo del suo perfetto corpo seminudo). Il cinepanettone incline più alle vacanze d’agosto che a quelle di dicembre, uscirà venerdì 17. Ma la superstizione di Aurelio e di suo figlio Luigi non ci fa caso. I cornetti da usare sono soltanto quelli del tradimento, che in sceneggiature del genere vanno sempre forte. Concluso il cerimoniale sul film, quando ancora la sequenza con il premonitore balletto bunga bunga, il tormentone waka waka e i personaggi Vitellozzo e Bue non è cominciata, il presidentissimo del Napoli deve far fronte come al solito alle interminabili curiosità dei cronisti che seguono le fantastiche avventure del reality pallonaro. Alle sue spalle, mentre sta erigendo a complicated (and impractical) theory on the future of football (categories merged and a total transformation of any existing rule of the championships today), a football fan follows him at a distance complaining of "this mercenary who does not like the blue because straguadagna supporter of the well at the box office stage and off at the cash coffers to give social cinema. " Questionable complaints, having regard to the ranking. "Not at all - replies discontent - if there was third but he would not be first." A crowd of rowdy fans, and instead of ignoring De Laurentiis as leaders, with backing vocals and warm applause shortly after, at 8 pm, the runway of the team that sits down with wives and girlfriends in mega-cinema for the preview of this latest mandatory Christmas around the world. Hostess in blue are branded chocolates Napoli Calcio. Paolo Cannavaro, no wife in tow, is highly popular in the photos with fans. The security service buffers the enthusiasm. The "companion" Cristiano Lucarelli, outside the box of the player to gossip, is immediately available when he hears mention Cosenza: "Never say never - who tells him to mind his beginnings, and a possible return, who knows, tomorrow - But now I'm here and among other things, the newspaper of which I am editor (Il Corriere di Livorno, ed) is failing, unfortunately because of the crisis will have to fire nine journalists ... "gloss of social work. The second (and probably more important) news of the day comes when you meet on stage before the lights go out to witness the work of director Blacks Parenti. Actors parade. The last salt Belen, taught a new gag gaffe that becomes immediately: "Where, where is ...? - Asks the microphone searching among the players - El Pocho Where? Lavezzi where are you? I would like to say that my phone number .... " Frost on the right of the seats: the lady does not like Lavezzi, Aronica & co. burst out laughing. De Sica is a nod to the soubrette Argentina to make her understand that sparked a quarrel between husband and wife. Belen poor: we try to remedy, blush, claims not to be serious, "Edward (De Laurentiis, the other son that his father has assigned the management of Napoli, ed) me to make a joke." Futile attempt. Ezequiel - it should say - is the best of a bad game, but it avoids the pout of Deborah is imbufalita for the insult. Adultery is acceptable in fiction, but in the Italy of tissue that swell the curriculum through the leather ball is better to go cautiously, but (soccer) show.

Iole Perito

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